CV

50 words to be avoided in your resume...

Man's Heart

Thoughts from Man's heart - very very hilarious...

Thought 1

When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?

Thought 2

The average man's life consists of:

Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,

Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;

and at the end, the mourners wondering too where he is going.

Thought 3

Everyone in the wedding ceremony was watching the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle to give away to the groom. They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.

The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced :

'Ladies and Gentlemen. Today is the luckiest day of my life ...' Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued, 'My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit Card to me.'

The whole audience including the priest started laughing . . . . . But not the poor Groom ! ! !

And now the Best one. . . . .

Thought 4

A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, 'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.'

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished. He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, 'Stop ! Stand still ! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.'

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. 'Who are you?'

'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered.

'Oh, yeah?' the man said 'And where the Hell were you when I got married?'

Life Cycle Backwards

• You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
• You get kicked out for being too healthy; go and collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
• You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
• You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
• You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
• You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

Hinduism

Interesting that Hollywood star like Julia Roberts is trying to follow Hinduism...

Recurring decimal to fraction

Do you have any idea that there is one very easy solution to convert a decimal number with recurring numbers to a fraction

• Take a number like 7.5678787878...
• As we can see, that 78 is repeating.
• So, take 9 for each repeating digit... 99 for our example.
• Take 0 for each non repeating number after the decimal point... 2 0's for 56 & append to the 9's considered.
• 9900 should go to the denominator.
• In the numerator, subtract the number made out of all the individual numbers which are not repeating from the complete number without the recurrence.
• (75678-756)/9900 is the solution...

Interview Panel

Today morning, I happened to go for a training on being a member of the Interview Panel The certified panel interviewer...

Some good takes were there like - The quadrants, the funnels, the open-detail-close & the showcases.

The daily quotes

Recently I attended a training. The group of trainees formed a group & one of the individual, Srinivas passionately started sending these daily quotes to everyone in the group. In fact, it is one way of spreading some kind of knowledge & information which he is very religiously doing.

I became a fan of the same (which I ofcourse let Srinivas know) & I started spreading the same to my colleagues here... And in fact, I know that many of them have also become a fan of this. They have in fact asked me about how & where are these quotes coming from & they keep asking me to send them more.

The same reason is why I started placing those quotes in here too...

Kids Word Book

If at all you are looking forward to any word book to improve your kid's vocabs, I have a suggestion - Times Giant Book of 4000 words. Without any second thoughts, you can just buy this but ensure you do read it with your kid. If at all your kid has interest in reading books, then for sure this book is a sure go...

Strong Journalists

It is in fact so good to see the direct questionings, the arguments, the sessions, the passion underneath, the way they handle different core people, with the variety of situations that happen all around India... I'm talking about Rajdeep Sardesai & Arnab Goswami...

Jesus Image

Interesting observation ... Jesus image seen in Google maps.

B'lore Bandh

A different way to see the bandh :) - in Bangalore

Home

“Home is where the heart is.”

Source: From AWAKEN the GENIUS in YOUR CHILD by Shakuntala Devi

Bonus: Some people who will always work work work. This workaholic people are Ergomaniac.

Relaxing

Are you getting a good sleep? Check out this site for some good relaxing sounds.

How to keep others happy?

This is my partner's perspective...

If you do things as per your conscience, then for sure you'll ensure that everyone around you are peaceful & happy...

Dreams

It seems you can never see your eyes in your dreams because the dream is something seen from your eyes perspective. So, if at all you try to see your eyes, then you'll wake up...

Greatness Guide

Well...I started reading thru' "The Greatness Guide 2".

My first impression is, it sure is a value addition. Short topics which I can sure read whenever I find time on top of the busy schedule. I guess, I can read one topic by the time my system starts. But the words are not thought provoking. They are so casual, like how we would talk short sentences...Wonder, if they are in fact making a mark in me....

For sure, some are good - Like Emirates ad quote - "When was the last time you did something for the first time?":)

Questions

Never put open ended question... If it is so, then try to analyze & anticipate the open ended question that will come back to you & what you'll do then...

Personal Quote

When the whole world sees what you see, Why Should I Look Into 'What I See' when I see the whole world from your eyes...

Friendly

What a surprise... I walk into my office & within 5 minutes a person sitting couple of cubicles away just came by & told me that he has newly joined this organization, he is new to this city but is from a very close of my native... Good to see someone from such a close vicinity & nativity get to talk to...

Belief

There is too much of custom, spiritual & religious beliefs around. No idea whether to believe or not. As far as it gives or doesn't disturb the peace of mind on day to day life, then we are cool...