Life Cycle Backwards

• You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
• You get kicked out for being too healthy; go and collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
• You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
• You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.
• You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
• You spend your last nine months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.